remembering that kakashi was fuckign 26 years old when he got assigned team seven is blowing my mind right now. I was naruto’s age when I got sucked into this shit and now I’m kakashi’s and like,,,I get it. my man got assigned the generation’s WORST of the WORST gremlin children and he did the best he fuckin’ could. he nearly dies on every mission because sasuke refuses to go to anger management and naruto is so dumb he probably can’t even read. he’s got like 7 summons that are dogs and he could be spending all his time with them but is he/?? no. he’s got a sharingan making him so Perpetually Exhausted it’s a straight up medical condition and he has to spend all his free time restraining the two finalists of Konoha’s Next Top Orphan from getting people killed instead of like….teaching them. 26 years old and all that unbelievable bullshit. god. and!! then when he finally gets to take a fucking nap they make him hokage I honestly can’t believe he did it. wasn’t even 30 fucking years old. I can’t believe he didn’t leave the damn village himself.
bruce banner has 7 phds? thats so excessive.. if i met someone with 7 phds i would honestly just be like wtf is wrong with you? its not even the fact that it would take so much time and effort to get them its that there is literally no situation where 7 phds is necessary. thats never gonna happen. hes honestly gotta be so stupid to think for some reason he needs 7 phds.
this reads like a bitter scientist who is very jealous of dr bruce banner
this was ghostwritten by hank pym
Bruce Banner was broke as shit but really good at getting graduate assistantships/scholarships (less good at getting Real World Jobs) so he just went from PhD to PhD for like a decade, just churning out dissertations while weeping and muttering under his breath “i have no real-world skills i have no real-world skills i hAVE NO REAL WORLD SKILLS AAAAAAAHHH”
I guess that’s why he has anger issues. I can understand what so many years in academia has done to Dr. Banner.
Whenever he needs to hulk out he just thinks about his student loans.
i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y
Mission parameters set.
Fuck that noise.
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM
God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern.
Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.
Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again.
Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?
The short answer is it didn’t.
Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.
one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct
also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other
HI @toothpickscraps happy holidays, i was your @oofurixmas santa!!! u didn’t have anything specific, so i went with a couple of my fave headcanons – Abe fixating on Mihashi’s hands and taking care of them, and They’ve Been Dating All Year And Everyone Knew It But Abe. I like to think that by third year Abe just kinda does stuff like this all the time, either because it seems to help Mihashi’s confidence, or calms him down, or just straight up because he wants to and like, why not. So finally someone (probably Tajima) slips up and uses The B Word aloud in front of him and Mihashi starts having a meltdown internally (OH NO, OH NO HE SAID IT, BUT WHAT IF WE’RE NOT AND I MISUNDERSTOOD WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT IT AND MAYBE IT’S ALL IN MY HEAD AND I COMPLETELY MISINTERPRETED EVERYTHING AND NOW IT’S GONNA BE SO WEIRD AND EVERYTHING WILL BE AWFUL FOREVER, OHMYGOD–) and Abe just kind of stares for a second with a slight frown, and after a moment turns to Mihashi and pauses, still frowning a little, and Mihashi continues to freak out, and Tajima is about to go Full Rage Beast on Abe because whAT THE FUCK DUDE, NOT COOL, and then Abe just kinda goes, “Huh. I guess we kind of are,” and continues practice like the conversation never happened, because it doesn’t change anything, right? and like a week later Mihashi summons the courage to call him boyfriend out loud, to his face, on purpose, and gets a tiny smile out of Abe, with just a hint of smug, a smile that’s just for him and he realizes everything is fine after all forever, actually
